- Vaccines with higher efficacy rates are allotted in chosen areas, not primarily in the bailiwicks of those in the halls of power but in areas they are needed most.
- Voters in this province are being conditioned to ignore the allegations of corruption hurled against a politician, who claims his actions is for the good of his constituents.
- Mayors and governors were included in the priority list of vaccinees because of the nature of their job, not because the first-class vaccines started to arrive.
- The chief executive of this LGU is about to be informed that a government worker is using working hours for official travel but purposely to perform personal matters.
- The increase in Covid-19 cases in this province can be attributed to the citizens’ insistence for their officials to ease travel and border restrictions since last year.
- The supposed discreet meeting among members of a local political party was made public when one of them posted on Facebook their photographs during the meeting.
- A social media manager admitted he was warned by a social media platform for sharing a mayor’s post rebuking science by promoting ‘suob’ and ignoring quarantine.
- An aging politico wants a group of civic leaders to include him in the list of possible nominees who will be endorsed to run against a young leader reigning in a province.
- A ranking politician does not mind posting in social media his newly acquired lot or luxury cars since his constituents are afraid to comment in social media against him.
- The construction of a statue of a national hero worth P1 million is more important in this capital town than using the fund for livelihood projects during this pandemic.
- The morale of youth leaders in this landlocked municipality remains high even if one of their colleagues was recently arrested for alleged involvement in distributing drugs.
- The chief executive of this LGU has a hard time selecting among the nominees for the top cop post, as the former wants the successor to be as snappy as the outgoing chief.